Findin’ out ma’ wife aint Army issue. She aint Army Strong. She is in the Navy. Damn seen it in her tattoo just the other day. She come in a liftin’ da’ sofa. And when she was a settin’ dat sofa down seen back side I did. I seen a damn Navy tattoo. The little anchor sunk. How ma’ new issue wife from da’ Navy. How am I gonna teach ma’ son to be Army Strong if she be wantin’ to accelerate his life?
Wife is hittin’ me harder and harder. Started as slap. Then pinches. Now she closes fist when made. She ain’t takin’ out on baby. She love dat baby. Love more than herself. But me. Hate me. She can’t stand me. Say I lazy. No good. Sit around try tellin’ her ta’ work. She tellin’ me ta help out. Shit. I ain’t doin’ no damn woman’s work. I don’t care how hard she pinch. She pinch hard. Deep n’ hard. Can’t be feel in dat spot for days. Shit hurts. Don’t want to feel no more. But can’t give in. Ain’t do no damn woman’s work. Bitch see me burn before I lift a bucket of mop water.
I’ma kinda frightened of ma’ new wife. She got her some muscles. Big muscles. I think she been takin’ those growth hormones. She’s kinda scary. She just walk around the house cleaning and keepin’ da’ house, ma’ boy, and me. But we really don’t talk or do much else. Hell, I just come home and eat. She just lift things and flex. I try to talk wit her but she not wantin’ to talk. She just workout and run around. She lookin’ unnatural. Her legs bigger dan my damn arms! I hope I don’t upset her.
Dis’ is da happiest day of ma’ life. Ma’ boy is back in da’ Army. He’s Army Strong now. Back to getting the AChip insurance. Back to gettin’ those good Army Growth Hormones dat make him Army Strong. Oh what a wonderful day this is. I get ma’ son back in the Army. And the da’ law suit against da’ Navy is over. I got me a new wife. Army issue wife yes sir. She’s be a fine lookin’ thing ta. Oh’ how blessed I’ve become. I love da’ Army.
Alls I wanted is ma’ son in da Army. Wanted dat Army insurance and growth program. Dos good. Ma’ son deserves. Den day trade ‘em to Navy. Navy takes wife. Lost wife. Leave me doin’ woman’s work. Don’t be needin’ this. Got real work ta doin’. This not what I want. Suin’ not me. But got get somethin’ for ma wife. Boy needs it. I need to work. Needs that wife to watch after da’ boy, DUMB ASS. Suin’ those fucks. God damn. Just fuckin’ wanted to have ma’ son in the Army. Alls I ever wanted was a boy who could have Army Insurance. I never even had dat. Signed away and had to suffer. Now I live. Do good. Get married. And ya’ fuckin’ takin’ it away from me. Wife. Now. Then ma’ boy to Navy. God damn. You evil. I work to pay those taxed. I pray to help God see us through. I’m there. I’m a here for you. But you not here. You not seein’ me. Now maybe you see me now I’ma suin’ ya. Fuck you, Navy. Where’s ma’ wife?