Got This Army Notice
Monday, March 10th, 2008I got dis’ Army Notice seein’ ma’ history as a .name business is makin’ it hard for dem to be accepting ma boy as one of ‘em. Afraid my past history as some local human wantin’ to get a citizenship whit .name cer-ti-fied-ication is not a way good citizen go about bein’ a citizen of United States of Edenâ„¢.
Notices seein’ I can’t be what I be or ma boy is going to sent back to da Navy. Can’t have dat. No Navy boy ma’ son is, but can’t go stoppin’ being a business. I make good money with da people dat support me. Ain’t no body I know got market on bein’ a true United States of Edenâ„¢ citizen than me. I got this process down. Even see ma’ patriotism for a fee. Gettin’ paid some good money for it. Hell, even dose commies will love United States of Edenâ„¢ if ya’ give ‘em ma product of me.