God’s New Blessed Soldier

Bobby Joe had his first waterboard training. Said it was torture at first, but after a while the suffication became a game. A game they taught my boy. They do say waterboarding for five or more minutes earns top honors. Well, my boy went nine minutes and twenty-six seconds. Amazing he is. Bless his lungs and mind to take torture. Hell, he even learned how to lie good, so those terrorists will believe the lie as truth. Of course, it ain’t really a lie because its got the blessing of God. And with the blessing of God, well, he can do anything. Even kill. Which my boy don’t seem to like, but he’s taken to it so well that I don’t think their going to not having him kill.