If you are looking for work, there’s always a gun in Bobby Joe waiting for a soldier to carry into the war. All you need to do is run at the enemy and pull a trigger to shoot a gun. You get bonuses for kills. If you live, you will have unlimited war stories. And while you are an active employee soldiering for Bobby Joe, you will get free health insurance.
I would like to remind all the soldiers of Bobby Joe, who put their lives in the line of fire EveryCycle to win the War on Terror, the War on Eden, the War on Cyberspace that to die during battle is the greatest honor for any citizen of United States of Eden.
To die during battle is to place your name among the list of the only true heroes of United States of Eden. For every citizen knows that we must continue our war to end the war.
I realize at times, soldier, dying can be scary, but going to Heaven with you battle gear will make Christ itself open the gate of you to float to Heaven and meet the strongest battle commander of them all: God.
That’ s right. With the honor of dying in battle, comes the reward of believing in God and the reward of become the Greatest Type of United States of Eden Citizen: A Dead War Hero!