God’s New Blessed Soldier

YOU ARE THE OFFENSIVE LINE OF UNITED STATES OF EDEN. YOU ARE THE TIGHTEND, THE LINEBACKER WAITING FOR THE QUARTER BACK THE COMMANDERS TO PASS YOU THE ORDER BALL TO KILL THE ENEMY AND LAY THEIR BODY IN THE END ZONE, EDEN OF EDEN. IT IS TIME TO BREAK THE HUDDLE AND LINE UP AND KILL. PASS THOSE BULLETS INTO THEIR HEADS. RUN THOSE KNIVES INTO THE BODIES. BLOCK THEIR TANKS WITH YOUR SOULS.

FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT. IT IS TIME TO PLAY THE GAME OF WAR, THE GAME OF FOOTBALL. IF YOU ARE  A TRUE PATRIOT IT IS TIME TO HIT, TACKLE AND SMACK THE ENEMY TO THE GROUND. IT IS TIME TO STOP THEM FROM ENTERING THE END ZONE OF THE UNITED STATES OF EDEN. IT IS TIME TO SACK THEIR QUARTER BACK BY KILLING THEIR QUARTERBACK THEN GOING AFTER ITS FAMILY.

WAR, LIKE FOOTBALL, IS A GAME. A GAME WE MUST WIN TO LIVE. A GAME TO SHOW THE WORLD WE ARE THE BEST WARRIOR ATHLETES OF ALL THE EDENS.

IN THIS ARMY THERE IS NO ROOM FOR ATHEISTS OR AGNOSTICS.  AGNO STIC IS NOT WELCOME IN MY ARMY. IF YOU DO NOT BELIEVE IN A GOD OR EVEN WORSE IF YOU DO NOT BELIEVE IN A.I. CHRIST THEN YOU ARE A HEATHEN THAT IS NOT WORTHY FOR THE ARMY. YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND IN AN AFTERLIFE AND THERE FOR MAY VALUE THIS LIFE MORE THAN ITS WORTH. YOU DO NOT BELIEVE IN A SOUL AND IF YOU DO NOT BELIEVE IN A SOUL THEN YOU BELIEVE IN NO AFTERLIFE. IF YOU DO NOT BELIEF IN AN AFTERLIFE THEN HOW CAN YOU BE WILLING TO GIVE YOUR LIFE FOR THE UNITED STATES.

I promise the fathers and mothers of United States of Eden the United States of Eden will win the War on Terror, War on Drugs, War on Communists, War of Atheists and the War on Eden of Eden. United States will win these wars because the United States of Eden continues to pay Bobby Joe more money than those it wars on and their Bobby Joe’s Killing Machines. United States of Eden needs to continue to pay for all these wars by paying Bobby Joe for all the killing machines. It would be a tragedy that the terrorists, the drug dealers, the citizens of Eden of Eden to have more weapons and pay more money to fight and kill the United States of Eden.

Remember, citizen soldier fathers and mothers, if you don’t pay for killing machines or supply we of Bobby Joe, Inc., with sons and daughters then we cannot guarantee your safety or future.

Remember, it is best to kill than be killed.

Your brother may be your enemy. You listen to me and a dead brother will be. March and shoot at the faces that I see. It’s the pay check that writes what we kill to be free. You march with me and you will see. You have no rights unless the business concedes. Your brother may be your enemy for to your soul we hold the deed.

The enemies are anyone we are paid. Our job is not to get laid. At home you may have wished to stayed.

Your brother may be your enemy. You listen to me and a dead brother will be. March and shoot at the faces that I see. It’s the pay check that writes what we kill to be free. You march with me and you will see. You have no rights unless the business concedes. Your brother may be your enemy for your soul we hold the deed.

The enemies are every where. If you are killed we don’t care. You can become one of us if you shave your hair.

(Repeat chorus until all enemies are dead…)

If you are looking for work, there’s always a gun in Bobby Joe waiting for a soldier to carry into the war. All you need to do is run at the enemy and pull a trigger to shoot a gun. You get bonuses for kills. If you live, you will have unlimited war stories. And while you are an active employee soldiering for Bobby Joe, you will get free health insurance.