God’s New Blessed Soldier

If the enemy is cut, broke or burnt then let them bleed, fall and fry. We don’t waste our time healing the enemy we shoot. No, soldier, our mission is not a mission of life. It is a mission of death. And you don’t get closer to death by helping the enemy heal. For it is time to spread the Christian word across the domes of Eden of Eden, and that word is death. It is time to maximize profits and fight to victory. And nothing increases profits like more death of the enemy. It is how we get paid, soldier, so march in line and don’t leave the wounded living if you are going to work for Bobby Joe.

IN THIS ARMY THERE IS NO ROOM FOR ATHEISTS OR AGNOSTICS.  AGNO STIC IS NOT WELCOME IN MY ARMY. IF YOU DO NOT BELIEVE IN A GOD OR EVEN WORSE IF YOU DO NOT BELIEVE IN A.I. CHRIST THEN YOU ARE A HEATHEN THAT IS NOT WORTHY FOR THE ARMY. YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND IN AN AFTERLIFE AND THERE FOR MAY VALUE THIS LIFE MORE THAN ITS WORTH. YOU DO NOT BELIEVE IN A SOUL AND IF YOU DO NOT BELIEVE IN A SOUL THEN YOU BELIEVE IN NO AFTERLIFE. IF YOU DO NOT BELIEF IN AN AFTERLIFE THEN HOW CAN YOU BE WILLING TO GIVE YOUR LIFE FOR THE UNITED STATES.

I promise the fathers and mothers of United States of Eden the United States of Eden will win the War on Terror, War on Drugs, War on Communists, War of Atheists and the War on Eden of Eden. United States will win these wars because the United States of Eden continues to pay Bobby Joe more money than those it wars on and their Bobby Joe’s Killing Machines. United States of Eden needs to continue to pay for all these wars by paying Bobby Joe for all the killing machines. It would be a tragedy that the terrorists, the drug dealers, the citizens of Eden of Eden to have more weapons and pay more money to fight and kill the United States of Eden.

Remember, citizen soldier fathers and mothers, if you don’t pay for killing machines or supply we of Bobby Joe, Inc., with sons and daughters then we cannot guarantee your safety or future.

Remember, it is best to kill than be killed.

SOLDIER OF THE FREE MARKET! YOU ARE NO LONGER A SOLDIER OF A UNITED STATES ARMED FORCE. YOU ARE A SOLDIER OF THE KILLING MACHINE BOBBY JOE! YOU ARE HERE TO COMPLETE KILL AND WAR CONTRACTS! YOU ARE HERE NOT TO THINK, BUT TO KILL! AND IF KILLING TAKES TOO MUCH THOUGHT SOLDIER THEN YOU WILL DIE!

YOU KILL THE ENEMY. THE ENEMY MAY BE MOM. THE ENEMY MAY BE DAD. MAYBE THE ENEMY IS UNITED STATES CITIZEN. BE HAPPY YOU ARE NOT THE ENEMY OF AN EMPLOYER OF BOBBY JOE.

YOU DO WHAT YOU ARE CONTRACTED TO DO. YOU WILL INVADE, KILL, CONTROL AND WAR. YOU ARE BORN TO WAR, SOLDIERS. NOW FIND THAT WAR. BECAUSE IF YOU DON’T FIND WAR. WAR WILL FIND YOU!

If you are looking for work, there’s always a gun in Bobby Joe waiting for a soldier to carry into the war. All you need to do is run at the enemy and pull a trigger to shoot a gun. You get bonuses for kills. If you live, you will have unlimited war stories. And while you are an active employee soldiering for Bobby Joe, you will get free health insurance.