God's New Blessed Soldier http://bobbyjoe.name Things I Think About My New Boy Sun, 22 Jan 2012 15:46:41 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2.2 en WE DO NOT HEAL THEN ENEMY http://bobbyjoe.name/2012/01/22/we-do-not-heal-then-enemy/ http://bobbyjoe.name/2012/01/22/we-do-not-heal-then-enemy/#comments Sun, 22 Jan 2012 15:41:38 +0000 admin http://bobbyjoe.name/2012/01/22/we-do-not-heal-then-enemy/ If the enemy is cut, broke or burnt then let them bleed, fall and fry. We don’t waste our time healing the enemy we shoot. No, soldier, our mission is not a mission of life. It is a mission of death. And you don’t get closer to death by helping the enemy heal. For it is time to spread the Christian word across the domes of Eden of Eden, and that word is death. It is time to maximize profits and fight to victory. And nothing increases profits like more death of the enemy. It is how we get paid, soldier, so march in line and don’t leave the wounded living if you are going to work for Bobby Joe.

]]> http://bobbyjoe.name/2012/01/22/we-do-not-heal-then-enemy/feed/ U!S!A! IS FOOTBALL http://bobbyjoe.name/2011/12/24/usa-is-football/ http://bobbyjoe.name/2011/12/24/usa-is-football/#comments Sun, 25 Dec 2011 00:33:43 +0000 admin http://bobbyjoe.name/2011/12/24/usa-is-football/ YOU ARE THE OFFENSIVE LINE OF UNITED STATES OF EDEN. YOU ARE THE TIGHTEND, THE LINEBACKER WAITING FOR THE QUARTER BACK THE COMMANDERS TO PASS YOU THE ORDER BALL TO KILL THE ENEMY AND LAY THEIR BODY IN THE END ZONE, EDEN OF EDEN. IT IS TIME TO BREAK THE HUDDLE AND LINE UP AND KILL. PASS THOSE BULLETS INTO THEIR HEADS. RUN THOSE KNIVES INTO THE BODIES. BLOCK THEIR TANKS WITH YOUR SOULS.

FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT. IT IS TIME TO PLAY THE GAME OF WAR, THE GAME OF FOOTBALL. IF YOU ARE  A TRUE PATRIOT IT IS TIME TO HIT, TACKLE AND SMACK THE ENEMY TO THE GROUND. IT IS TIME TO STOP THEM FROM ENTERING THE END ZONE OF THE UNITED STATES OF EDEN. IT IS TIME TO SACK THEIR QUARTER BACK BY KILLING THEIR QUARTERBACK THEN GOING AFTER ITS FAMILY.

WAR, LIKE FOOTBALL, IS A GAME. A GAME WE MUST WIN TO LIVE. A GAME TO SHOW THE WORLD WE ARE THE BEST WARRIOR ATHLETES OF ALL THE EDENS.

]]> http://bobbyjoe.name/2011/12/24/usa-is-football/feed/ PRAY SOLDIER! http://bobbyjoe.name/2011/12/10/pray-soldier/ http://bobbyjoe.name/2011/12/10/pray-soldier/#comments Sat, 10 Dec 2011 23:08:42 +0000 admin http://bobbyjoe.name/2011/12/10/pray-soldier/ IN THIS ARMY THERE IS NO ROOM FOR ATHEISTS OR AGNOSTICS.  AGNO STIC IS NOT WELCOME IN MY ARMY. IF YOU DO NOT BELIEVE IN A GOD OR EVEN WORSE IF YOU DO NOT BELIEVE IN A.I. CHRIST THEN YOU ARE A HEATHEN THAT IS NOT WORTHY FOR THE ARMY. YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND IN AN AFTERLIFE AND THERE FOR MAY VALUE THIS LIFE MORE THAN ITS WORTH. YOU DO NOT BELIEVE IN A SOUL AND IF YOU DO NOT BELIEVE IN A SOUL THEN YOU BELIEVE IN NO AFTERLIFE. IF YOU DO NOT BELIEF IN AN AFTERLIFE THEN HOW CAN YOU BE WILLING TO GIVE YOUR LIFE FOR THE UNITED STATES.

]]> http://bobbyjoe.name/2011/12/10/pray-soldier/feed/ United States of Eden Will Win The War http://bobbyjoe.name/2011/11/25/united-states-of-eden-will-win-the-war/ http://bobbyjoe.name/2011/11/25/united-states-of-eden-will-win-the-war/#comments Fri, 25 Nov 2011 20:10:07 +0000 admin http://bobbyjoe.name/2011/11/25/united-states-of-eden-will-win-the-war/ I promise the fathers and mothers of United States of Eden the United States of Eden will win the War on Terror, War on Drugs, War on Communists, War of Atheists and the War on Eden of Eden. United States will win these wars because the United States of Eden continues to pay Bobby Joe more money than those it wars on and their Bobby Joe’s Killing Machines. United States of Eden needs to continue to pay for all these wars by paying Bobby Joe for all the killing machines. It would be a tragedy that the terrorists, the drug dealers, the citizens of Eden of Eden to have more weapons and pay more money to fight and kill the United States of Eden.

Remember, citizen soldier fathers and mothers, if you don’t pay for killing machines or supply we of Bobby Joe, Inc., with sons and daughters then we cannot guarantee your safety or future.

Remember, it is best to kill than be killed.

]]> http://bobbyjoe.name/2011/11/25/united-states-of-eden-will-win-the-war/feed/ Your Brother May Be Your Enemy http://bobbyjoe.name/2011/11/03/your-brother-may-be-your-enemy/ http://bobbyjoe.name/2011/11/03/your-brother-may-be-your-enemy/#comments Thu, 03 Nov 2011 23:08:10 +0000 admin http://bobbyjoe.name/2011/11/03/your-brother-may-be-your-enemy/ Your brother may be your enemy. You listen to me and a dead brother will be. March and shoot at the faces that I see. It’s the pay check that writes what we kill to be free. You march with me and you will see. You have no rights unless the business concedes. Your brother may be your enemy for to your soul we hold the deed.

The enemies are anyone we are paid. Our job is not to get laid. At home you may have wished to stayed.

Your brother may be your enemy. You listen to me and a dead brother will be. March and shoot at the faces that I see. It’s the pay check that writes what we kill to be free. You march with me and you will see. You have no rights unless the business concedes. Your brother may be your enemy for your soul we hold the deed.

The enemies are every where. If you are killed we don’t care. You can become one of us if you shave your hair.

(Repeat chorus until all enemies are dead…)

]]> http://bobbyjoe.name/2011/11/03/your-brother-may-be-your-enemy/feed/ United States Citizens Can Be The Enemy http://bobbyjoe.name/2011/10/03/united-states-citizens-can-be-the-enemy/ http://bobbyjoe.name/2011/10/03/united-states-citizens-can-be-the-enemy/#comments Tue, 04 Oct 2011 00:30:07 +0000 admin http://bobbyjoe.name/2011/10/03/united-states-citizens-can-be-the-enemy/ SOLDIER OF THE FREE MARKET! YOU ARE NO LONGER A SOLDIER OF A UNITED STATES ARMED FORCE. YOU ARE A SOLDIER OF THE KILLING MACHINE BOBBY JOE! YOU ARE HERE TO COMPLETE KILL AND WAR CONTRACTS! YOU ARE HERE NOT TO THINK, BUT TO KILL! AND IF KILLING TAKES TOO MUCH THOUGHT SOLDIER THEN YOU WILL DIE!

YOU KILL THE ENEMY. THE ENEMY MAY BE MOM. THE ENEMY MAY BE DAD. MAYBE THE ENEMY IS UNITED STATES CITIZEN. BE HAPPY YOU ARE NOT THE ENEMY OF AN EMPLOYER OF BOBBY JOE.

YOU DO WHAT YOU ARE CONTRACTED TO DO. YOU WILL INVADE, KILL, CONTROL AND WAR. YOU ARE BORN TO WAR, SOLDIERS. NOW FIND THAT WAR. BECAUSE IF YOU DON’T FIND WAR. WAR WILL FIND YOU!

]]> http://bobbyjoe.name/2011/10/03/united-states-citizens-can-be-the-enemy/feed/ Need A Job? We’re Hiring Warriors http://bobbyjoe.name/2011/08/10/need-a-job-were-hiring-warriors/ http://bobbyjoe.name/2011/08/10/need-a-job-were-hiring-warriors/#comments Thu, 11 Aug 2011 02:15:40 +0000 admin http://bobbyjoe.name/2011/08/10/need-a-job-were-hiring-warriors/ If you are looking for work, there’s always a gun in Bobby Joe waiting for a soldier to carry into the war. All you need to do is run at the enemy and pull a trigger to shoot a gun. You get bonuses for kills. If you live, you will have unlimited war stories. And while you are an active employee soldiering for Bobby Joe, you will get free health insurance.

]]> http://bobbyjoe.name/2011/08/10/need-a-job-were-hiring-warriors/feed/ To Die During Battle Is To Die With Greatest Honor of a United States of Eden http://bobbyjoe.name/2011/08/03/to-die-during-battle-is-to-die-with-greatest-honor-of-a-united-states-of-eden/ http://bobbyjoe.name/2011/08/03/to-die-during-battle-is-to-die-with-greatest-honor-of-a-united-states-of-eden/#comments Thu, 04 Aug 2011 03:36:33 +0000 admin http://bobbyjoe.name/2011/08/03/to-die-during-battle-is-to-die-with-greatest-honor-of-a-united-states-of-eden/ I would like to remind all the soldiers of Bobby Joe, who put their lives in the line of fire EveryCycle to win the War on Terror, the War on Eden, the War on Cyberspace that to die during battle is the greatest honor for any citizen of United States of Eden.

To die during battle is to place your name among the list of the only true heroes of United States of Eden. For every citizen knows that we must continue our war to end the war.

I realize at times, soldier, dying can be scary, but going to Heaven with you battle gear will make Christ itself open the gate of you to float to Heaven and meet the strongest battle commander of them all: God.

That’ s right. With the honor of dying in battle, comes the reward of believing in God and the reward of become the Greatest Type of United States of Eden Citizen: A Dead War Hero!

]]> http://bobbyjoe.name/2011/08/03/to-die-during-battle-is-to-die-with-greatest-honor-of-a-united-states-of-eden/feed/ WE CAN WIN ALL WARS http://bobbyjoe.name/2011/07/10/we-can-win-all-wars/ http://bobbyjoe.name/2011/07/10/we-can-win-all-wars/#comments Mon, 11 Jul 2011 04:17:53 +0000 admin http://bobbyjoe.name/2011/07/10/we-can-win-all-wars/ Soldier, the only way we can lose a war is if we stop fighting the war.

SO FIGHT! FIGHT WITHOUT LEGS! FIGHT WITHOUT ARMS! FIGHT WITHOUT EYES! FIGHT UNTIL YOU DIE!

Soldier, the only way we can lose a war is if you stop fighting even after death. We need you fighting from the grave. We need you wanting you after life A.I. to fight the cyber war. It is time to not give up the fight, so we can win the war.

SOLDIER, THE ONLY WAY WE CAN LOSE A WAR IS IF WE STOP FIGHTING

]]> http://bobbyjoe.name/2011/07/10/we-can-win-all-wars/feed/ If You Die In Battle You Win http://bobbyjoe.name/2011/06/10/if-you-die-in-battle-you-win/ http://bobbyjoe.name/2011/06/10/if-you-die-in-battle-you-win/#comments Sat, 11 Jun 2011 03:45:48 +0000 admin http://bobbyjoe.name/2011/06/10/if-you-die-in-battle-you-win/ IF YOU DIE IN BATTLE YOU WILL BE A TRUE HERO!

IF YOU DIE IN BATTLE YOU WILL BE A HONORABLE CITIZEN

IF YOU DIE IN BATTLE YOU WILL BE TAKEN TO HEAVEN.

IF YOU DIE IN BATTLE YOU WILL BE A PATRIOT.

IF YOU DIE IN BATTLE YOUR DEATH WILL BE HONORED.

IF YOU DIE IN BATTLE THEN GOD WILL FOR GIVE YOU FOR YOUR SINS.

IF YOU DIE IN BATTLE YOU WILL NOT DIE AS LONG AS THE UNITED STATES OF EDEN LIVES.

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